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We called it the weenie couch.

It was big — twice the size a normal couch had every right to be — and it curved in the center and was the ugliest shade of lime green you could ever imagine.

My dad got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend who dug it out of a dump.

My dad then drove it up to our little cabin in the mountains with it sticking out the back end of his rundown pickup truck.

He pulled into the driveway of the cabin, and my sister, my mother and I all stood watching. We cocked our heads and studied the couch as its left side towered in the air.

“It looks like the Oscar Meyer Weiner truck,” my sister said.

And the name stuck.

The couch was removed from the truck and put in the driveway. There it got steamed and cleaned and checked for bugs. A few hours later, it got shifted into the middle of the cabin’s living room despite my mother’s objection that we just should have bought a new one.

But it fit right in, there in our eclectic living room, right next to a child’s white dresser that held old board games in its drawers and two wooden tables made of the spools that construction wires were once wrapped around.

My mom fell asleep on it the first night it was there.

“Okay,” she reluctantly told my dad in the morning. “It can stay.”

And stay it did.

A lot happened on that couch over the years. Children spent nights sleeping on it, adults spent days napping on it, puppies played on it, drinks spilled on it, fights broke out on it. It was home to hours and hours of people snuggled together — adults, children, dogs — watching movies and reading old Reader’s Digests and painting toenails and playing Yahtzee.

Stories were told on that old green couch. Secrets were shared. Laughs were had.

The morning an earthquake woke fifteen people up, sending everyone scrambling up and down stairs and into the living room, it was a safety beacon. We cuddled there together, wading through the aftershocks, listening to the radio coverage, comforted in knowing that it would keep us safe.

I last saw the old green weenie couch ten years ago. My sister and I sat together on it — still as big as we remembered even though we’d had it since we were small — and flipped through old photo albums, remembering our mother and how much she grew to love that stupid old couch when she was alive.

The couch is gone now, given by my dad a few years back to a friend who probably gave it to a friend who probably put it back in a dump.

It’s been replaced by two chairs that are new and fancy and full of gadgets. They recline and have drink holders and foot rests that pop out with the simple touch of a button. Everything you could possibly want in a spot of relaxation.

The last time we were at the cabin, my sister and I sat in those shiny new chairs, fingering the fabric and watching the condensation drip down our soda cans.

“I miss the weenie couch,” my sister said.

“Yeah,” I said. “Me too.”

Date: 2014-07-11 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wasureneba.livejournal.com
Aw, I love furniture like that. We have a couch in our house right now that is just... absolutely the grossest-looking couch I've ever seen in my life. Like, we have to keep it covered or else the entire living room looks skeezy. However, it's also one of the comfiest couches I've ever sat on, and it's perfect for visitors to sleep on.

Date: 2014-07-11 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flipflop-diva.livejournal.com
It's so funny how the ugliest pieces of furniture are sometimes the most comfortable! This one totally looked like it came straight from the '70s. My mom always talked about reupholstering it, but she never actually did.

Date: 2014-07-11 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wasureneba.livejournal.com
Haha, we always talk about making a permanent slipcover for our couch, and we just never have!

Date: 2014-07-11 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfshellvenus.livejournal.com
What a terrific story, with such great memories! The ugly color and weird shape were just part of the couch's very distinct personality.

I hope someone else rescued it and gave it a new home. :)

Date: 2014-07-11 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flipflop-diva.livejournal.com
Awww, thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

And I really hope someone did too. That couch is a big part of my childhood memories, so it's sad to think of it just not being used anymore.

Date: 2014-07-12 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kickthehobbit.livejournal.com
This is really beautifully done. It's a lovely portrait of growing up. :)

Date: 2014-07-12 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witches.livejournal.com
This was so beautiful <3

Date: 2014-07-12 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmasoup.livejournal.com
I love how you capture the purity of family nostalgia. This piece is a classic sample. A true work of art.

Date: 2014-07-12 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n3m3sis43.livejournal.com
This reminds me of a loveseat my husband and I have. His cat clawed it all up, so he reupholstered it with a staple gun and crushed velvet. This was back in the days of mismatched furniture that was mostly hand-me-downs and thrift-store finds, so while it was kind of hideous, it fit the "decor." It's been relegated to our basement now, but it holds so many memories we can't bring ourselves to get rid of it.

Date: 2014-07-13 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jem0000000.livejournal.com
Awwww. :) We have an old futon we got from my roommate's dad when he moved, and it's the comfortablest thing. Old furniture is the best.

Date: 2014-07-13 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eska818.livejournal.com
This is an adorable and heartfelt look into your past, I love it a lot.

Date: 2014-07-13 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waltzmatildah.livejournal.com
Love this, love you!!

Date: 2014-07-13 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whipchick.livejournal.com
"The couch is gone now, given by my dad a few years back to a friend who probably gave it to a friend who probably put it back in a dump." Loved the circularity of that line.

This was lovely, and the image of a crappy couch that holds the whole family vs new chairs that keep people apart is really thought-provoking.

Date: 2014-07-13 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleodswean.livejournal.com
Ah. This is so simple and yet so well written that it is more than the story of a couch. Nice.

Date: 2014-07-13 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missbinary.livejournal.com
Some things, as old as they might be, seem to have a soul and your couch is one of those things :).

Date: 2014-07-13 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kehlen.livejournal.com
Aw, some things just grow on you :-)

Date: 2014-07-13 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
I liked all of it, but the part that comforted me the most was knowing it was steamed and checked for bugs. You have no idea how many times someone says they got a piece of upholstered furniture off a curb or something and never bothers to mention IF IT WAS CLEAN INSIDE.

Date: 2014-07-14 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternal-ot.livejournal.com
Aww..<3 this was Sweet and Nostalgic...enjoyed reading this..:) Good memories are always cherished.

Date: 2014-07-14 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kajel.livejournal.com
What a lovely memory! Nicely done.

Date: 2014-07-15 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roina-arwen.livejournal.com
Sounds like that couch definitely had some personality! :)

Date: 2014-07-15 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gratefuladdict.livejournal.com
This was really sweet. Give me a good comfy couch over a fancy chair any day.

Date: 2014-07-15 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crimsonplum.livejournal.com
This is so evocative and familiar. Of course you miss it – sounds like the Best Couch Ever!

Date: 2014-07-16 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mamas-minion.livejournal.com
Sometimes furniture like that grows on you. I enjoyed reading this, it reminded me of a couch that my family used to have in our family room.

Date: 2014-07-17 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lrig-rorrim.livejournal.com
The memories in this are almost palpable. Super well done!

Date: 2014-07-17 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tatdatcm.livejournal.com
What a lovely memory. Well written. :)

Date: 2014-07-17 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritebean.livejournal.com
I enjoyed this homage to the old green weenie.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kathrynrose.livejournal.com
The couch is gone now, given by my dad a few years back to a friend who probably gave it to a friend who probably put it back in a dump.

I love this. :)

Date: 2014-07-17 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agirlnamedluna.livejournal.com
Aw such a precious memory :)

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